NARRATOR: ta daa!

NARRATOR: my bedroom!

NOTJADE: this place is so depressing!

NARRATOR: depressing??

NOTJADE: yeah like super depressing!!!

NARRATOR: im a busy lady, notjade!

NARRATOR: i cant just hang out in my room all day!!!

NARRATOR: thats why my room is the best one

NARRATOR: our life was full of so many freaking distractions and all of our hobbies were kind of keeping us from our true potential :(

NARRATOR: so i went through it all with some simple calculations to see exactly how i could fix that

NOTJADE: that kind of sounds like the opposite of what that would do?

NOTJADE: no offense!

NARRATOR: lol

NARRATOR: you sound like all the other jades!!!

NARRATOR: they didnt get it either

NARRATOR: the point is really simple

NARRATOR: you cant miss something if it wasnt even there!

NARRATOR: like squiddles and all the cute dog girl artwork and the musical instruments that other jades keep around...

NARRATOR: the more they looked at it the sadder it made them :((

NARRATOR: those are things youre supposed to share with other people

NARRATOR: so here it doesnt exist

NOTJADE: that doesnt make any sense!!!

NOTJADE: im not really sure of anything right now but something tells me you should have friends to share this stuff with

NARRATOR: no

NOTJADE: what?

NARRATOR: i dont have any friends

NOTJADE: what??

NARRATOR: thats one of my key defining details actually

NARRATOR: all the other jades have friends for some reason

NARRATOR: even though theyre unsuccessful because of it

NOTJADE: thats not how friendship works i think :o

NOTJADE: friends make you happier because they know your interests and talk to you and have fun with you and stuff!

NOTJADE: i guess i also dont have any friends either but its not like i want that :(

NOTJADE: you seem like a really nice person so i am sure that making friends would actually be easy for you if you tried!

NARRATOR: you are not listening

NARRATOR: i didnt show you all of this just to be given a lesson on something you literally dont know ANYTHING about

NARRATOR: the issue here is that friends will leave

NARRATOR: and it crushes us to be left alone like that

NARRATOR: this is another inevitable part of being a jade. you make a friend and then immediately lose them and then youre left all alone!!!

NARRATOR: but no matter what i say, jades will STILL keep them around!

NARRATOR: ugh!!!


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