NOTJADE: omg

GRIMBARK JADE: NO!

JAKE: ...

JAKE: Jade?

JAKE: Heavens to betsy. Is that really you?

JAKE: You had us all shocked out of our collective wits with your evil antics and corrupt shenanigans!!!

JAKE: I must admit that two of you being here is certainly a curveball of the most extreme sort. Perhaps a spinning top on the brink of immolation would be a more fitting description.

JAKE: But what on this godforsaken clusterfuck of a day hasnt been!

GRIMBARK JADE: no, no, no!

GRIMBARK JADE: im still evil, you dummy!

JAKE: Pardon?

GRIMBARK JADE: this is not how this is supposed to go!

GRIMBARK JADE: AUGH!

JAKE: How...

JAKE: Um...

JAKE: Ok now i must admit i am a tad confused.

JAKE: If im being honest i am also confused about a number of other rather pressing matters if we are in the business of answering concerns.

NOTJADE: see, totally harmless

NOTJADE: just talk to him

NOTJADE: i know you are all emo and dark or something

NOTJADE: but running away from this will only make things worse!

GRIMBARK JADE: you dont know what you have just done!

GRIMBARK JADE: you screwed it all up!!!

NOTJADE: i didnt DO anything!

NOTJADE: two seconds ago you couldnt even handle his awesome powers and now you act like this when hes normal >_>

NOTJADE: what kind of powerful doggy girl are you?

JAKE: My "awesome powers"? Golly what high praise. Your flattery is much appreciated second jade.

JAKE: Though im not sure i deserve it.

JAKE: Im afraid theres a number of critical failures here that are nothing if not my entire fault.

NOTJADE: im notjade actually

NOTJADE: since i am absolutely NOT A JADE

NOTJADE: and dont beat yourself up too hard, angel boy!

NOTJADE: youre only the memory of a wild evil space witch :P

JAKE: Is that so?

GRIMBARK JADE: YES IT IS!

GRIMBARK JADE: AND SHE HAS HAD ENOUGH!!!!


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