NOTJADE: is this... a secret lair

NARRATOR: for a lack of a better word

NOTJADE: you might be the worst jade to have ever existed

NOTJADE: but you do have some style at least

NOTJADE: your bedroom really suggested otherwise

NARRATOR: are you done sharing your pointless opinions

NOTJADE: hm... yeah

NOTJADE: it is really dusty though :(

NOTJADE: my new doggie senses hate it

NARRATOR: it doesnt matter what you think

NARRATOR: or whatever your mutated dog brain struggles with

NARRATOR: i brought you here to show you what a normal jade life is like

NOTJADE: i just saw so much of that

NOTJADE: thats literally all of what i have been doing!

NARRATOR: she is different

NARRATOR: if you had visited her, she would have remained immovable and unresponsive to you

NARRATOR: up until the moment john enters the game, at least

NOTJADE: but i saw her as a little kid

NARRATOR: this is not a single moment

NARRATOR: this is an entire life