Jane: regale x2
JANE: 'Twas the beginning of the end when a shadowed girl of unknown origin popped into the green gilded menagerie of a land called JADEGARDEN.
JADE: (...)
JANE: She had no clue about her identity, poor thing. As luck would have it, a mysterious young scientist named Narrator offered to help.
JANE: But this perfect union was not to be!
JANE: Narrator had come to realize that this shadow girl was a sign of certain chaos. Her very existence was the result of a fault in their reality, and the more the dark lass continued her reckless caper, the worse things would be!
JADE: (what?)
JANE: She used her wiley sciencey ways to track down this MASKED RASCAL to the dream realm of Skaia and Prospit. There, she sought a quick solution.
JANE: Using the might of her powers, she shrunk down the whole mess and crushed it into oblivion!
JADE: (no!)
JANE: (Yes!)
JANE: Unbeknownst to her, this act alone would seal her fate.
JANE: She was hammering her own nails into her own coffin, see?
JANE: For this girl of nothingness was actually the savior, and this mistress of quantum theory was, in fact, the true villain all along!
CALLIOPE: (oh my!)
JADE: (callie, havent you already heard this?)
CALLIOPE: (yes, bUt jane is jUst so good at telling this story, it is impossible not to be moved by the sUspense!)
JANE: Ahem.