JANE: 'Twas the beginning of the end when a shadowed girl of unknown origin popped into the green gilded menagerie of a land called JADEGARDEN.

JADE: (...)

JANE: She had no clue about her identity, poor thing. As luck would have it, a mysterious young scientist named Narrator offered to help.

JANE: But this perfect union was not to be!

JANE: Narrator had come to realize that this shadow girl was a sign of certain chaos. Her very existence was the result of a fault in their reality, and the more the dark lass continued her reckless caper, the worse things would be!

JADE: (what?)

JANE: She used her wiley sciencey ways to track down this MASKED RASCAL to the dream realm of Skaia and Prospit. There, she sought a quick solution.

JANE: Using the might of her powers, she shrunk down the whole mess and crushed it into oblivion!

JADE: (no!)

JANE: (Yes!)

JANE: Unbeknownst to her, this act alone would seal her fate.

JANE: She was hammering her own nails into her own coffin, see?

JANE: For this girl of nothingness was actually the savior, and this mistress of quantum theory was, in fact, the true villain all along!

CALLIOPE: (oh my!)

JADE: (callie, havent you already heard this?)

CALLIOPE: (yes, bUt jane is jUst so good at telling this story, it is impossible not to be moved by the sUspense!)

JANE: Ahem.


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