JANE: That is where we left off when you arrived.

JADE: sigh

JADE: you are really good at telling stories jane

JANE: Aw, shucks :B

JADE: but now im really sad! :(

JADE: i was sad before but now im extra sad

CALLIOPE: why is that? :u

JADE: well for starters

JADE: i know the rest of the story already

JADE: since it happened to me!

CALLIOPE: oh!!!

JADE: it all fell apart after an evil witch jade stole me away to show off all her villain memories to me!

JADE: it was all moving so fast...

JADE: i didnt even see her coming

JADE: NARRATOR showed up and killed evil witch jade and her...

JADE: well, my teen grandfather as a way of saying hello

CALLIOPE: wait, jade! yoU have to slow down! i can hardly move my pen fast enoUgh to keep Up!

JADE: and then she dragged me to her evil lair to tell me all about her big evil plans!

JADE: this weird screen showed me her life compared to a regular jade life

JADE: and she had a whole monologue about how embracing isolation is the only way to achieve happiness

CALLIOPE: (>:u)

JANE: (Callie, I fear that Jade is far too swept up in the story to be properly recorded.)

CALLIOPE: (shoot!)

JADE: the power she had from the rift had changed her so completely that it felt like i was talking to an entirely different person

JADE: she talked over and over about how i am stupid for not seeing that i am...

JADE: i am...

JADE: ugh :/

JANE: You are what, Jade?

JADE: i am real!

JANE: Well, that much is obvious.

JANE: You are right here beside me looking every bit like a real Jade.

JADE: no, i mean i am not just a memory or a hypothetical life or anything like that!

JADE: i am the reason any of this exists

JADE: im the real jade


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