(JADE): i know!

(JADE): tell me about it

JADE: AAAAHHHhh!!!!

JADE: oh my god!

(JADE): pffhahaha

(JADE): wow i really got you!

JADE: hey, dont laugh!

JADE: wait why are you dressed exactly like me?

(JADE): i am you :P

(JADE): oh come on, this is like the hundredth time this exact scenario has happened to us

(JADE): but if you really want to do it again then sure :B

(JADE): i dont mind playing along

(JADE): nice to meet you, my name is jade

(JADE): omg you too?

JADE: wow ok jeez!

JADE: i get it

JADE: i mean, which jade are you?

(JADE): shouldnt i be asking you that?

(JADE): you seem uncertain

JADE: well, um

JADE: the... main jade?

JADE: im not sure how else to describe it

(JADE): hehehehe

(JADE): hi main jade!

(JADE): im alpha timeline jade

(JADE): kind of

JADE: what?

JADE: arent i...

JADE: ....

JADE: listen im kind of new to being myself

JADE: so

ALPHA TIMELINE JADE: well

ALPHA TIMELINE JADE: wait hold on

OTHER JADE: hm not quite

JADE 2: there we go :)

JADE 2: anyway

JADE 2: the long explanation includes a bunch of really nonsensical reality skipping hijinks paired with an overly emotional breakdown of the concept of self

JADE 2: but simply put

JADE 2: im the other you

JADE: ughh

JADE: there are so many mes

JADE 2: for now, yeah

JADE 2: in the end though

JADE 2: its always just you

JADE: i know :(