JADE: :')

JADE: thanks john

JADE: i think that i just went through a bunch of really nonsensical reality skipping hijinks

JADE: paired with an overly emotional breakdown of the concept of self

JADE: it took place in some kind of offshoot reality thing that i guess was supposed to be some kind of jade multiverse?

JADE: its hard to even explain it

JADE: but yeah...

JADE: it got kinda crazy in there :o

JOHN: er...

JOHN: you're right, that does sound crazy.

JADE: i know!!!

JADE: it sounds insane!

JOHN: well, lucky for you, i happen to have a lot of experience with reality skipping bullshit.

JOHN: so i get it.

JADE: <3

JADE: it was so sudden and intense and real to me

JADE: i dont know what even caused that whole experience to happen

JOHN: it just happened out of nowhere?

JADE: i guess so!

JADE: i just remember feeling really sad

JADE: about a lot of dumb things

JADE: and then i woke up in this strange garden without any memory of how i got there

JADE: or who i even was!

JOHN: oh man, that sucks!

JADE: theres so much that happened after that

JADE: and it ended with this crazy hypothetical version of myself going on a murderous rampage >_<

JOHN: aw jeez.

JOHN: i can't picture that at all.

JOHN: even when you were all evil mind-controlled and stuff, it wasn't like you were ACTUALLY crazy.

JADE: i know :(

JOHN: so what happened after that?

JADE: i killed her :/

JOHN: :(

JADE: it was an accident!

JADE: she was from a hypothetical reality, so its not like she actually died

JADE: but i still feel bad about it :(

JOHN: it sounds like you were in a really tough situation, though.

JADE: yeah

JADE: after that, i listened to a story told by callie and jane

JADE: did you know that jane is a really good storyteller?

JOHN: oh, really?

JOHN: i guess that makes sense.

JOHN: judging by the way she talks and all.

JOHN: i bet jake would be a total natural at it too!

JOHN: but just between you and me, i think they both play it up for goofs.

JADE: yeah hehehe

JADE: omg!

JADE: we should make them come over and play one of those party games where each person makes up the next part of a story!

JOHN: oh man, yes. that would be so funny.

JOHN: we can't let karkat or dave in on this exclusive storytelling jam, though.

JOHN: i bet they'd be total jackasses and make it weird.

JOHN: they're both major windbags when they want to be.

JADE: lol thats true >:Bc


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