YOUNG LADY: OMG!!!!

YOUNG LADY: hello ???

YOUNG LADY: excuse me! shadow person?

YOUNG LADY: can you hear me?

YOUNG LADY: my name is jade!

YOUNG LADY: well im one of the jades :p

JADE: actually you can just call me NARRATOR since this is MY story after all

NARRATOR: thats better

NARRATOR: anyway .....

NARRATOR: what are you doing in my garden!!!!

NOTJADE: ...

NOTJADE: i dont know :(

NARRATOR: aw : (((

NARRATOR: well, jades of all kinds are welcome here of course!

NARRATOR: im just so surprised!

NARRATOR: usually none of the other jades ever bother to visit me

NARRATOR: you are a jade, right?

NARRATOR: youre just so shadowy i cant really tell :o

NOTJADE: i dont know about that either

NARRATOR: ummm

NARRATOR: i dont mean to be insensitive here but

NARRATOR: how do you not know that??

NOTJADE: i guess i just dont know how prove it either way

NOTJADE: i mean i just woke up !!!

NOTJADE: and now im talking to you in your scary garden...

NOTJADE: its kind of a lot to deal with all of the sudden!

NARRATOR: for all that you say you cant tell, you really do sound like a jade

NARRATOR: whiny and selfish and crying over nothing!

NARRATOR: thats why im in charge around here

NARRATOR: come with me not-jade

NARRATOR: let me show you what a REAL jade life looks like

NARRATOR: and maybe it will help you remember!