3AM JADE: understand what??

NOTJADE: i appreciate your advice but i really think this is a different situation here!!!

NOTJADE: the NARRATOR is after me!!!

3AM JADE: o_o

3AM JADE: what?

DAVE: damn

NOTJADE: yeah :(

NOTJADE: she invited me into her house and showed me around and told me that she likes having no friends or hobbies!!!

NOTJADE: which is completely insane to me

NOTJADE: and when i told her that

NOTJADE: she totally lost her cool :((((

DAVE: idk sounds normal to me

3AM JADE: yeah :O

3AM JADE: dont take it too hard that she was like that to you

3AM JADE: that girl is crazy wicked bananas

DAVE: unbelievably sinister nannas

NOTJADE: ...right

3AM JADE: and it doesnt really matter if dream jade was right anyway

NOTJADE: um??

NOTJADE: yes it does??????

3AM JADE: not really

3AM JADE: this place is not actually real

3AM JADE: do you REALLY think i am just stuck here against my will?

3AM JADE: each jade gets a reality of her own design

3AM JADE: obviously i was gonna choose the awesome version where me and dave can hang out and find frogs without all the extra shenanigans!!!!

NOTJADE: alright i guess thats true

NOTJADE: but that seems to completely ignore the fact that the NARRATOR is out to get me!

NOTJADE: she said she doesnt want me to exist :/

3AM JADE: sooooooooo?

3AM JADE: her reality is just as real as mine and yours

3AM JADE: just because she wants to make you not exist is not the threat you seem to think it is!!!

DAVE: word

NOTJADE: what?

3AM JADE: maybe dream jade wanted you to come here to find that out!

3AM JADE: tons of the other jades are suuuuper scared of her

3AM JADE: its ok if you are too but theres nothing she can actually do to you!!

NOTJADE: duurrr all of us jades cant be hurt because we are all not real duurrr

NOTJADE: I AM NOT A JADE!!!!


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